I Cried More for This Rat than for my Own Mother and I Find That Kind of Sad, but also, Really Funny, both Funny Peculiar, and Funny, Ha-Ha.
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The basic message so easily forgotten*** Though most blogs are globs of bogus, and though I am repulsed by the cacophonous word itself, my big bro’s got one so they can’t be all bad.
Cryptisemita
Yeah, you know me?
Yeah, you know me...
- Cryptisemita
- Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- Dunno. Maybe. Just won’t be pigeonholed. Tell me I’m one thing and I’m sure to be the other. And Vice Versa. The life of the mind is for intellectual lollipops, yet focus on the body just winds up in a hole. Need to spread myself so thin that boredom can’t catch me. Like to liven things up with whatever means available…accessible, obtainable, befitting, and at hand. Holy grails are fun to catch then hurl. Precision is secondary to unusual experiences, which usually lead me to a richer form of truth. So I indulge. Abnormal as I ever feel to be, as rooted in expressions of truth as I am. Kind of a silly savage. And as always, a bratful of maturity…
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HEALTH AND LONGEVITY
The following topics are bound to be covered: Books and Chinese Ladies' Feet...get it...bound to be covered? TOO MUCH!
But seriously - Coming Soon:
1.) A final and effective Martial Art I have developed called Pans-Kcen-Won!
As an avid supporter and long-time practitioner of the martial arts, I can positively attest that Pans-Kcen-Won! is unequivocally the ultimate new form of reverse-attack Self Defense. Your days in fear will be flipped with Pans-Kcen-Won!
Learning the unrivalled brutality of the Kcen-Pans technique isn't just a pain in the neck like softer, more forgiving martial arts- no! Mastering this art means learning to Win fights NOW with Pans-Kcen-Won! Turn your suffering around!
Here's what some others say about it:
"Pans-Kcen-Won! offers my students a real break from attackers." - an important karate guy, I think he said his name was Dan
"Performing Pans-Kcen-Won! is really a snap! Actually, I mean that literally..." - some reader who finally caught on
By the way...Pans-Kcen-Won!
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4 comments:
I laughed when our cherished Demon bumped into the furniture every time he gave me a friendly wink. Rest in a quiet peace buddy...
awww. not the little rat :( my condolences. you must miss the little guy
give the boy a hug from me, I'm sure he feels like crap and it's nice to know you've created a ritual with him to say goodbye to a friend. Can't say I've ever been one for vermin love... but everyone needs what they kin get... lucky rat. sounds like he had a good home. doubtless.
Even if you think you were being harmlessly funny,you can go flush yourself with a comment like that. Demon wasn`t vermin, you son of a cunt. He was a mammal, an animal, yes, a rodent, but he was a pet, and an adorable, faithful, loyal little friend to me and my son and now he`s dead and nobody can get away with calling any of my friends vermin without me calling you a son of a cunt, and now I have so all is forgotten...what was I saying?
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