Horny Volition: Will-fully Awaiting the Evolution of Horns: finding my way back...

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Quiet Before...

Um...hello? Is this thing still on...I hope so, because there's a storm a'brewin, and I feel to share...

HEALTH AND LONGEVITY

The following topics are bound to be covered: Books and Chinese Ladies' Feet...get it...bound to be covered? TOO MUCH! But seriously - Coming Soon: 1.) A final and effective Martial Art I have developed called Pans-Kcen-Won! As an avid supporter and long-time practitioner of the martial arts, I can positively attest that Pans-Kcen-Won! is unequivocally the ultimate new form of reverse-attack Self Defense. Your days in fear will be flipped with Pans-Kcen-Won! Learning the unrivalled brutality of the Kcen-Pans technique isn't just a pain in the neck like softer, more forgiving martial arts- no! Mastering this art means learning to Win fights NOW with Pans-Kcen-Won! Turn your suffering around! Here's what some others say about it: "Pans-Kcen-Won! offers my students a real break from attackers." - an important karate guy, I think he said his name was Dan "Performing Pans-Kcen-Won! is really a snap! Actually, I mean that literally..." - some reader who finally caught on By the way...Pans-Kcen-Won!

Horny Volition: Will-fully Awaiting the Evolution of Horns

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Quiet Before...

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