Horny Volition: Will-fully Awaiting the Evolution of Horns: Funeral on Mount Royal

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

I Cried More for This Rat than for my Own Mother and I Find That Kind of Sad, but also, Really Funny, both Funny Peculiar, and Funny, Ha-Ha.

HEALTH AND LONGEVITY

The following topics are bound to be covered: Books and Chinese Ladies' Feet...get it...bound to be covered? TOO MUCH! But seriously - Coming Soon: 1.) A final and effective Martial Art I have developed called Pans-Kcen-Won! As an avid supporter and long-time practitioner of the martial arts, I can positively attest that Pans-Kcen-Won! is unequivocally the ultimate new form of reverse-attack Self Defense. Your days in fear will be flipped with Pans-Kcen-Won! Learning the unrivalled brutality of the Kcen-Pans technique isn't just a pain in the neck like softer, more forgiving martial arts- no! Mastering this art means learning to Win fights NOW with Pans-Kcen-Won! Turn your suffering around! Here's what some others say about it: "Pans-Kcen-Won! offers my students a real break from attackers." - an important karate guy, I think he said his name was Dan "Performing Pans-Kcen-Won! is really a snap! Actually, I mean that literally..." - some reader who finally caught on By the way...Pans-Kcen-Won!

Horny Volition: Will-fully Awaiting the Evolution of Horns

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

I Cried More for This Rat than for my Own Mother and I Find That Kind of Sad, but also, Really Funny, both Funny Peculiar, and Funny, Ha-Ha.

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