Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Anatomy of Torture - ( 7signs )

Here are the 7 most obvious signs of torture:

1.) Hair that observably has been grabbed and pulled by force is usually indicative of the victim having been dragged to a secondary place of abuse. ***
2.a.) Tormented facial countenance locked in overwrought expressions of pain and distress is most commonly associated with torture.
b.) Eyes perpetually shutting out the experiences of negative-stimuli (reality) in attempt to take refuge in more acceptable trauma-induced fantasy worlds is often a symptom of prolonged physical and psychological torture.
c.1.) Strained smiles uneasily splayed across a victim's face could very well be compulsory unspoken public denial of abuse in the presence of oppressors.
c.2.) Severely precipitated aging, such as deeply set facial creases and premature balding, definitely point toward torturous ordeals.
3.) Articles of clothing that seem overly-constricting or out of place, especially around the head and neck, are probably intended to cover incriminating signs of choking and struggle (bruises, chaffing, rope-burns, etc). That, and the unadulterated cruelty of dressing anyone to look like Colonel Sanders are unmistakable signposts of abuse.
4.) Sharp objects pierced through skin, whether on purpose or by "accident," really hurt.(If anyone ever wants or needs a sample of my D.N.A., you could probably still find some at the tip of that pin!)
5.) Hands pressed tightly in pleading supplication for pain to end should be taken as another sign…
6.) Painfully forced postures intended to shame, belittle, ridicule, debase, and disgrace any person are acceptable alternatives to actually beating one's victims. Creepy environments, humiliating devices, and sadistic equipment are often incorporated into a tyrant's shtick.
For example… 7.) Powder-Blue Polyester-Blend Bellbottom Suit.


***(otherwise known as number 8)

7 comments:

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Eustache Pinkwood said...

Well I'm sure Cameron enjoys being a scientific experience. Funny the way you talk about metal things nailed in the skin when one thinks about what he did lately. He surely has something to say about self-torture.
By the way, you must be so glad to know that your writing had you win an invitation in an irish pub. Come on, don't you even try talking about paranoid contingency.

Cryptisemita said...

Cameron was never tortured in such a way...I think you must know that I would never...I have raised my children by antithesis. That tortured bastard in the photo is none other than a pint-sized (well, ok, half-pint) Cryptisemita.

And yes, the Oirish pub has got my bullshit detectors flaring...fucking commercials on my site! Gonna handle this IRA style...

Richard Landry said...

that bowtie is killer seventies glam!
I can't tell if you had the ruffled shirt underneath or not, (I had the pleasure of having one the year prior ...in brown! ugh.)

That's a cute pic though, little boy blue.
(See how the young beastling squints in the light even then, :)

Anonymous said...

awww. arent you cute in that little blue suit. i can't believe you've had your first communion... lol

Cryptisemita said...

there is one, and only one rule when posting comments on my site, though I will say it several times...never say lol to me...never write lol to me...never spell lol to me...never. Unless you are mocking it. Lol is for the lolipops.

Anonymous said...

god (hahaha) you look like cam in that pic, its nuts if only because in every other pic you and i look alike. anywho now you must be wondering why Asshole son a not merely Alan well here is why elou el heh. later