The Quiet Before...
Um...hello? Is this thing still on...I hope so, because there's a storm a'brewin, and I feel to share...
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Yeah, you know me?
The basic message so easily forgotten*** Though most blogs are globs of bogus, and though I am repulsed by the cacophonous word itself, my big bro’s got one so they can’t be all bad.
Cryptisemita
Yeah, you know me?
Yeah, you know me...
- Cryptisemita
- Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- Dunno. Maybe. Just won’t be pigeonholed. Tell me I’m one thing and I’m sure to be the other. And Vice Versa. The life of the mind is for intellectual lollipops, yet focus on the body just winds up in a hole. Need to spread myself so thin that boredom can’t catch me. Like to liven things up with whatever means available…accessible, obtainable, befitting, and at hand. Holy grails are fun to catch then hurl. Precision is secondary to unusual experiences, which usually lead me to a richer form of truth. So I indulge. Abnormal as I ever feel to be, as rooted in expressions of truth as I am. Kind of a silly savage. And as always, a bratful of maturity…
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HEALTH AND LONGEVITY
The following topics are bound to be covered: Books and Chinese Ladies' Feet...get it...bound to be covered? TOO MUCH!
But seriously - Coming Soon:
1.) A final and effective Martial Art I have developed called Pans-Kcen-Won!
As an avid supporter and long-time practitioner of the martial arts, I can positively attest that Pans-Kcen-Won! is unequivocally the ultimate new form of reverse-attack Self Defense. Your days in fear will be flipped with Pans-Kcen-Won!
Learning the unrivalled brutality of the Kcen-Pans technique isn't just a pain in the neck like softer, more forgiving martial arts- no! Mastering this art means learning to Win fights NOW with Pans-Kcen-Won! Turn your suffering around!
Here's what some others say about it:
"Pans-Kcen-Won! offers my students a real break from attackers." - an important karate guy, I think he said his name was Dan
"Performing Pans-Kcen-Won! is really a snap! Actually, I mean that literally..." - some reader who finally caught on
By the way...Pans-Kcen-Won!
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- Letters From the Earth
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- The Illuminatus! Trilogy
- The Very Hungry Caterpillar
- Brothers Karamazov
4 comments:
Ah tiens ! Tu es vivant !
Yeah, it's still on. I just think everybody had crazy summers and falls and the dead of winter brings out the thinking cavedweller. It was this time last year that it all started up and it's on again. As you can see by that spurt of posts from october, I work on drafts for a while then shoot them all out defrocked priest drunk and out for revenge. Good to hear from and of you.
oh hey there is a post up here! there is even two! unable to comment on your blog seeing as there was none. yes. a blog. you are just among the thousands, millions of people writing down zillions of words, their thoughts (true insperations?) wasting away into cyber space. we are all victims of the thought that someone is there to read posts when storms are brewing, and you feel to share. but yes. i am also among those millions, those thousands. and how good does it feel to write down those zillions of words, knowing that they are out there in cyber space, if only for one person to read.
I hope there will be more to come...
even if only the robots will read...
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